Terrell Owens Holds Topless Workout, Nobody Shows Up

Today NFL wide receiver Terrell Owens held a topless workout session and invited every NFL team to attend, but none accepted his invitation. There may or may not have been CFL and Arena League officials in attendance. If you really want a job and you have an impressive physique, take your shirt off. Somebody has to sign T.O for the biceps alone. That's pretty incredible muscle definition for a 37 year old who has been crippled for several months. Either he is a genetic freak, or I want to take what he's taking. There had to be topless sit ups involved, though they showed topless catches on Sportscenter. When you watch him running his routes, his pecs are starting to sag and bounce a lot, so maybe he is officially getting old...

Somebody will sign him, it just might not be in the NFL.