Vancouver Canucks 12 Days of Christmas

Here is my 2013 version of the Vancouver Canucks 12 days of Christmas as told by a non-Canucks fan living in Vancouver. Note that there are statistics in this song, as of Dec 21, 2013.

On the 12th day of Christmas the Canucks gave to me,

 

-12 for Alex Edler

 

11 3rd line forwards

 

10 no trade clauses

 

9 more years of Loui

 

8 goals for Hodgson

 

7 straight playoff loses

 

6 goals for Nichushkin

 

5 coach's tantrums

 

4 million dollars for Booth

 

only 3 decent prospects

 

2 downtown riots

 

and 0 Stanley Cup Trophies