Tiger's Magnificent Defeat

I am almost ashamed to admit that I was cheering for Tiger Woods this weekend to get his first (and only) win of the 2010 season. He was in a position to win on the 18th hole when his opponent sunk a really long putt for birdie. Then lightning struck twice on the first playoff hole and Tiger was defeated by another improbable putt. As an avid golfer I'll say that nothing is more exciting than sinking one of those really long putts, except of course a hole in one and I have one of those. So Tiger lost, is not number one, and went a whole season without winning a tournament. He's not going to catch Jack at that pace. Now that he's divorced, perhaps he should go back to hostesses and strippers? That seemed to be when he was at his best as a professional athlete. Divorced sex rehab Tiger is okay, but not the best in the world.