2) Tim Tebow hits MLB home run
3) Colin Kaepernick plays a professional football game
4) Johnny Manziel plays a professional football game Done!
8) Canada wins at least 10 gold medals at the Olympics. Done!
9) Yankees win World Series
10) Neither Eugenie Bouchard or Dennis Shapovalov will win a tennis tournament.
11) Carolina Hurricanes relocate to Houston
12) Phoenix Coyotes relocate to Quebec City
14) Tiger Woods accused of sexual misconduct
15) Conor McGregor will either lose his next UFC fight, or not fight at all
18) Scientists discover every competitor in the NFL and UFC has CTE
*bonus* Eugenie Bouchard marries the dude from the Super Bowl bet
*bonus* The winner of the Lou Marsh Award will be a joke