Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Charlie Sheen Is A Winner

If actor Charlie Sheen is looking for work, he should consider a career as a motivational speaker for pro sports franchises that want to win. Charlie is a winner, and he's about winning. He's high on a drug called Charlie Sheen, and he should market his winning formula to athletes. Athletes want to win and Charlie is a winner, it is a match made in heaven. The Toronto Maple Leafs want to make the playoffs, which requires winning. Brian Burke should bring in Sheen to teach his players all about winning. Charlie should market either a line of herbal supplements or an energy drink that's just named "Charlie Sheen". Market it to winners...

Who doesn't want to win? Caliendo and Carvey need to start working on their Charlie Sheen impersonations.

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